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7:20 PM

Jules as Blaze

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For the backstory to this post, go here and read the comments, and for those who don't know the story of Blaze's heroism, go here, and for the very beginning of the Blaze saga, go here.


BLAZE: ... Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration????
(pause)
BLAZE: Please,continue, you were saying something about...best intentions??
(BIRD just stares in horror)
BLAZE: Oh you were finished??? well,allow me to retort.....

BLAZE: What does Magazine Man look like???

BIRD: What??

BLAZE: What country are you from??

BIRD: What???

BLAZE: What ain't no country I ever heard of, do they speak English in What?!?

BIRD: What???

BLAZE: English motherfucker,do you speak it?!?

BIRD: Yes..

BLAZE: Then you understand what i'm saying!?!

BIRD: Yes!

BLAZE: Describe what Magazine Man looks like!

BIRD: What???

BLAZE: Say What again! C'mon, say What again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say What one more goddamn time!

BIRD: He's white!!!!

BLAZE: Go on...

BIRD: And he's got glasses....

BLAZE: Does he look like a bitch??

BIRD: What??

----BLAZE shoots BIRD in his wing-------

BLAZE: Does...he...look...like...a bitch!!!!!

BIRD: Noooo....

BLAZE: Then why did you fuck him like a bitch, BIRD??:

BIRD: I didn't....

BLAZE: Yes you did BIRD...yes...you...did...And Magazine Man doesn't like to be fucked by anybody except Her Lovely Self....

BLAZE: You read the bible BIRD??

BIRD: Yes....

BLAZE: There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

8 Comments:

Heather Meadows said...

OMG...that is fabulous!

Anonymous said...

Clever, but I don't think Disney would buy it :-D

Sharfa said...

Stu that's great! lol Definitely not the disney version!

Suldog said...

I'm speechless, Stu. Great dialogue, bro.

Stu said...

Thanks James, and I think that it would be Disney's loss.

Thanks Sharfa, I gues I could cut a Disney edit, but it would just be the quote from Revalations.

Thanks Sully, although it was a pretty easy edit. If I thought more people were into the "Who will play Blaze" concept, I'd do a couple more.

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